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A cool forum game i like to play. Where someone wishes for something on the forum and then they respond with granting the wish but, giving it a small spin to where the wish is corrupted, Get it? Each time you post, you corrupt the persons wish and then wish for something for yourself.

 

Example,

 

"I wish for a six pack of beer this weekend." Next poster says, "granted but, it is a horrible tasting six pack of beer." Then posts at the bottom a wish they want. Repeat until bored.

 

so that being said lets start up the game.

 

I wish for super powers.

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Guest RET.COL.SilverEupher=US=

Your wish is granted, SN. You will have x-ray vision but you are only assigned to protect the local nursing homes/retirement communities.

 

I wish to travel the world.

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Guest Zer0Su5pect

Your wish is granted Colonel, but you have to do it blindfolded.

 

I wish to own a distillery.

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Guest LTC.DentalMav=US=

Granted seaman, but it is a saltwater distillery.

 

I wish play a professional sport

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Guest LCpl.StayDown64=US=

Wish granted Sir, but now you've lost your legs and play professional wheelchair basketball.

 

I wish I was the strongest man on the planet.

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Guest RET.CPT.Distortion=US=

Granted but, just like the hulk you can't control yourself.

 

I wish to see the world as in travel.

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Guest CPT.Vanarambaion=US=

Granted, SSgt., but the engine is seized.

 

I wish to be the world's best cook.

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Guest Gamerbeau

Thou wish hast been granted. But no one can afford your food.

 

I wish I was back from the future.

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Guest ShotgunSelfy

Granted SSgt but you are "back" to the caveman era

 

I wish I was as rich as Bill Gates.

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Guest JimAlmeida

Granted SrA but your wealth has corrupted you, a massive void has taken over your inner self that can't be filled with anything your wealth can buy.

 

I wish for some vacations from college.

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Guest CPT.Vanarambaion=US=

Granted, Seaman, but your legs are too short to reach the pedals.

 

I wish I had a never-ending supply of pizza.

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Guest Hornet117

Granted but the Pizzas are miniature and only arrive once per day... forever though! :)

 

I wish I didn't need to sleep so I could get more time out of my day.

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Guest RET.CPT.Distortion=US=

Granted but, When you do sleep and it ever gets interrupted, you need double the amount of sleep you didn't get.

 

I wish I could travel at any time i want.

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Guest First_ZigZag

Wish Granted Seaman, unfortunately you're too poor to travel.

 

I wish My GPA could be 4.0

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Guest ShotgunSelfy

Wish Granted RT, however the day before graduation your school burned down and all records of your attendance are gone.

 

I wish I had the ability to shapeshift into any animal I want at any time.

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Guest RET.CPT.Distortion=US=

Granted but, when you shapeshift, it looks horrific and disfigured.

 

I wish i could read minds.

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Guest Shabutti

Granted SN, but when you read someone's mind, the voice in your head is Gilbert Gottfried.

 

I wish I could understand every spoken language.

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Guest marpla

Granted SN, but you are not able to speak or write anything.

 

I wish I could move anything with the mind.

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Guest RET.CPT.Distortion=US=

Granted but, everytime you move the object, it breaks or never moves exactly the way you want it to.

 

I wish to be invisible.

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Guest RET.Maj.ShadowOp=US=

Granted SN, I've made you the most ordinary and boring man in the world. Socially you are completely invisible.

 

I wish I had a big ol' pan of:

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Guest RET.Maj.ShadowOp=US=
Granted, sir. But it's five years old.

 

I wish I would never get sick again.

Brutal PO1, I figured that horror show would be punishment enough by itself.

 

Granted, you've been given every single illness and sickness that exists. Because of this its impossible for you ever to "get" sick again, you said nothing about already being sick.

 

I wish I could teleport.

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Guest ShotgunSelfy

Granted Major, but the one and only place you can teleport is to a maximum security prison cell as the "little spoon" while spooning with OJ Simpson.

 

I wish I could transform into any superhero I want and anytime I want.

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Guest marpla

Granted SrA. But in you mind you will think you got the uniform but actually you are naked and is always a very very... very cold day.

 

I wish they call me to act with a few lines in the next Star Wars movie.

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